Conpetition: Who is the most secheldick OJ Rabbi out there?

[Hint: It's not Rabbi Avi Shafran.]

I'm talking about someone really secheldick. Even Chief Rabbi Sacks doesn't qualify. Not that he's not smart and talented - of course he is in spades. But his written (and spoken) defence of fundamentalist beliefs are simply not credible. [I acknowledge that he might be more secheldick in private].

I can't think of anyone, except maybe a guy I know. But then being YCT,  he might not qualify for the Rabbi title. And he might not qualify as Orthodox either. [just kidding, relax]

So who else is there? Can anyone recommend anyone? Now some people migt poo-poo my post and say that by definition any OJ Rabbi is going to be non-secheldick (at least according to me), so this quest is stupid. But you never know, maybe there is someone out there with a very secheldick viewpoint, or at the very least, more secheldick than any other Rabbi n OJ.

[Hint: It's not RJM either. Or maybe....?]

Heck, maybe the Chief Rabbi IS the most secheldick OJ Rabbi out there. Now wouldn't that be a  sad sad situation.