Top 10 Reasons to defraud the government and break the law

10. Yeshivah tuition is so high, what choice do I have?

9. They're goyim, what's the problem?

8. Law? I'm not goyres the law. I follow HALACHAH.

7. Oh, it's against the Halachah too? Eh, I give lots of tzedakah, Hashem understands.

6. Every one does it, even the Rebbes, it must be ok somehow.

5. The government are anti-semites and deserve to be scammed.

4. It's a medinah shel chessed? OK, but still.

3. It's all in a good cause.

2. No, I mean my kids yeshivah education, not the Lexus and the million dollar home.

1. Fraud? Vos is 'fraud'?